Will John Mulaney actually fight children?

This market will resolve to "Yes" if John Mulaney fights one or more individuals below the age of 18 by May 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No." Choreographed stunts, competitive games (e.g., dodgeball, trivia, or card games), slapstick humor, stunts or comedic sketches will not qualify. Performances which are possibly staged but include elements of real physical fighting such as punching or wrestling will qualify, as long as they are not obviously slapstick/stunts. The primary resolution source will be video evidence, however a consensus of credible reporting may also be used.